Cyber Grime

The other day I go to the cyber cafe closest to my flat.
It's on the first floor of a fairly dilapitated building and you can reach it via a dark, curving staircase, when you reach the top the words 'INTERNET in bright red point towards the left and you walk on to a small room with 5 terminals and many stories that began and terminated on each one ;)
I sit on a system sandwiched between a kid who's playing NFS and one who's looking around to see if anyone's looking at him, looking at things he's not supposed to be looking at in the first place :)
I open Google. I'm searching for a bus that'll connect me from Mysore to Bangalore at a specific time so that I don't miss the flight I plan to take from there onwards. So I type Mysore Bus Services, KSRTC etc. Interestingly, the auto-remember feature is on, on this machine, and as soon as I type 'Mysore Bus'.. all you need to add is a 't' to that last word to know of the other more 'interesting' options that came up.
I got curious, it's interesting to know what all people wouldve searched for on this system in this quaint, palace city of Mysore.
I type Mysore and scroll down.. 'Mysore jobs, Mysore artworks, Clinical Psychology Books in Mysore, Paintings in Mysore, Mysore Gay, Mysore Dance Classes. Hold on..!!!! Mysore Gay?! ok.. Fascinating. I think about the person who made that search. Even more fascinating :)
Then we have 'Baoobs', followed by 'Boobs'. I'm guessing the searcher didn't find the former search keyword of any use.
There were a whole lot of other inappropriate searches made there, and mentioning them will not be appropriate either.
But my personal favorite, the simplest, the shortest and possibly the most desperate was a word that summed up all the desires of that person who was making the search: "Female" :))